Phone In A Pool lyrics - Ben Folds

Take it easy, take it slow

Oh

Get on with the show

That's what I know

I woke in a cold sweat last night

Seems what's been good for the music

Hasn't always been so good for the life

I've thrown my phone in a pool

In New Orleans

Found the love of my life

Again y'all knows what I means

And I'll be back on your sofa in a puddle in a couple of weeks

Oh yeah

I can't tell what you're saying when you yell at the same time

You could be telling me the story of your life

Your life

Is my malfunction so surprising 'cause I always seem so stable and bright?

Ain't it always the quiet types?

I've thrown my phone in a pool

In New Orleans

Found the love of my life

Again y'all knows what I means

And I'll be back on your sofa in a puddle in a couple of weeks

Well I won't

I won't

I won't

I won't blame New Orleans

Can't you people function for a little while

Without me bouncing off the satellite for a night?

Drink it fast or drink it slow

That's what I know

When you've gotten to the bottom of it

It's time to go

And when you've lived to be two hundred feel free to proffer your advice

But until that time

Here's my auto reply

I've thrown my phone in a pool

In New Orleans

Found the love of my life

Again y'all knows what I means

And I'll be back on your sofa in a puddle in a couple of weeks

That's what I know

That's what I know