One Angry Dwarf And 200 Solemn Faces lyrics - Ben Folds

September '75, I was 47 inches high

My mom said by Christmas I would have

A bad-ass mother G.I. Joe for your little minds to blow

I still got beat up after class

Yeah, now I'm big and important

One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you

If you really wanna see me

Check the papers and the TV

Look who's tellin' who what to do

Kiss my ass goodbye

Don't give me that bullshit, you know who I am

I'm your nightmare little man

Vic, you stole my lunch money, made me cry

Jane, remember second grade?

Said you couldn't stand my face

Rather than kiss me

You said you'd rather die

I'm big and important

One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you

If you really wanna see me

Check the papers and the TV

Look who's tellin' who what to do

No, kiss my ass goodbye

You'll be sorry one day

Yes you will, yes you will

You shouldn't push me around

'Cause I will, yes I will

You will be sorry when I'm big

Yes you will, yes you will

You will be sorry

Now I'm big and important

One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you

If you really wanna see me

Check the papers and the TV

No, look who's tellin' who what to do

Kiss my ass

Kiss my ass

Kiss my ass goodbye now

Kiss my ass

Kiss my ass goodbye now

Kiss my ass

Kiss my ass goodbye now

Kiss my ass

Kiss my ass goodbye now

September '75, I was 47 inches high

September '75

September '75