Steven's Last Night In Town lyrics - Ben Folds

Everyone gather 'round now, sing us a song

Just in case by tomorrow it happens he's gone

For two weeks and seven days fair foreign friend

I had this feeling we might never see Steven again

But we thought he was gone

And now he's come back again

Last week it was funny

And now the joke's wearing thin

'Cause everyone knows now

That every night now

Will be Steven's last night in town

He's charmed everyone here, except for Tamara Easter

Who later revealed to him her innermost secrets

Won us over with stories about Linda McCartney

Lost points with the ladies for saying

He couldn't love a woman with cellulite

But we thought he was gone

And now he's come back again

Last week it was funny

And now the joke's wearing thin

'Cause everyone knows now

That every night now

Will be Steven's last night in town

We were talking 'bout something, seems like it was funny

And then Steven got quiet, I think Steven was mad

Maybe he wasn't mad, but we felt very strange

In the moment but the moment was passed

And forgotten about

We thought he was gone

And now he's come back again

Last week it was funny

And now the joke's wearing thin

'Cause everyone knows now

That every night now

Will be Steven's last night in town